the13thfloor

Being a nonpracticing Jew, I thought this was funny. Brings back memories of when I went to Hebrew School. Boker tov, Boulder!: "A little boy once returned home from Hebrew school and his father asked, 'what did you learn today?' He answered, 'The Rabbi told us how Moses led the children of Israel out of Egypt.' 'How?' The boy said, 'Moses was a big strong man and he beat Pharoah up. Then while he was down, he got all the people together and ran towards the sea. When he got there, he has the Corps of Engineers build a huge pontoon bridge. Once they got on the other side, they blew up the bridge while the Egyptians were trying to cross.' The father was shocked. 'Is that what the Rabbi taught you?' The boy replied, 'No. But you'd never believe the story he DID tell us!'"